Edward

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

Except it was 104 and still felt good

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

Me in Vegas

[Happy Mantis Shrimp 🦐 @HappyMantShrimp]

I went to Colorado once.
Got off the plane at Denver, thought, omg, this weather is great, it must be what 70 degrees?
It was 95

[mariam @notkhouly]

i find it so funny when regular ass people have a torn ACL

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

Damn right

[D2X @D2X__]

if you had a mongoose bike as a kid you basically had a Lamborghini.

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

I’ve talked hella shit about Russ’ game but imma miss him in the league 😭 dawg was a monster in his prime

[thoughts to myself @jomadafacka]

Put $20 into my Roth IRA instead of ordering on DoorDash

[Newton Bus Driver @newtonbusdriver]

Wasn’t gonna drink tn but can’t let Brad drink alone on his first night back

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

Coworker passing away at the job hits different :/ you never know when it’s your time

[Juice 🧃 @Juicecryptic]

bro he got his ass beat by the SAME NIGGA 😭😭😭😭

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

I believe he can do 200

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Victor Wembanyama believes he can score over 100 points in an NBA game, per @rookicks_

Agree?

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

Oh yeah eggs too

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

Till this day I will always wonder who the fuck threw 2 bags of flower, 3 half gallon milk jugs, a pack of tortillas and pancake syrup at my car around 5 years ago

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

@farheezy4eva That was you at Steak ‘n Shake during 5th lunch bro

[twis acorn @acornfn]

1st FNCS GRAND FINALS 5X
الحمد لله

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

@QueasyFN More than half of your tweets about the game is you bitching every time it’s hilarious

[Fortnite Competitive @FNCompetitive]

less than 40 points between 1st and 5th heading into tomorrow 🤯

[jaë @sumnwrongwitme]

yo spiderman i understand how you feel , my bitch forgot who i am too

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

She fine as hell tho

[Edward @1337johnmarston]

Spiderman movie was great but I don’t think I liked Sadie sink as being the half villain

[Corrado "Junior" Soprano @unclejunsop]

Crazy we still say "who's on aux" when the aux cord hasn't been a thing since like 2015