PATCH 14.2.9 — “LA CAÍDA UPDATE”
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NEW RACIAL
Mexicans
Racial Passive: Aguas con el Piso: No longer takes fall damage.
DEVELOPER NOTES
This change is intended to better reflect lived experience on second-story balconies, rooftops, and the back of pickup trucks. Early testing showed a 100% reduction in “ay wey” moments after jumping from unexpected heights.
Additional racial tuning is still under review. More notes incoming.
Trump: "The greatest ballroom ever built -- it's also a tremendous military complex with a drone port on top. Be careful. Don't fall over the edge. And only a Hispanic could survive that fall."
@lookits_dante It's pretty simple, Hispanic is for people with Spanish ancestry that speak Spanish. Mexicans are Hispanic, Brazilians are not because they speak Portuguese. Latino is anyone from Latin America, so Mexicans and Brazilians are both Latino, Spaniards are not.
I made you a picture
Villain group in a shonen manga where the buff guys the leader, fat dude fires energy beams, skinny dudes a martial arts master and lil dude does some random bullshit like copying himself