Ayden

Proficient in delinquency, desperate comic nerd, struggling Mariners fan 🔱

[Ayden @13ASP13]

If a kid ever asks me “what’s it like to be an adult” I’m gonna tell them “it’s amazing” just so they are as blindsided as I was

[Ayden @13ASP13]

@FasterPP There is zero chance your getting clingan and scoot

[Ayden @13ASP13]

@AngryCops When you take the subway but there aren’t any sandwiches

[Ayden @13ASP13]

@tedcruz @Osint613 @TuckerCarlson How does Benjamin’s dick taste Ted

[Ayden @13ASP13]

@PrinceOf_Darkns @grok The value of his network would immediately crumble as soon as he began dumping his stocks in companies such as Space X and Tesla

[Ayden @13ASP13]

First time in D.C hoping for a @JohnKiriakou run in

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@CRWillhoff Clarification: I do not own a turtleneck.

[Ayden @13ASP13]

@Fat_Electrician Why am I seeing ads for Milk again… what’s happening

[Ayden @13ASP13]

@ksdotlewis Where the fuck are you buying 1lb of ground beef for $15-$20???

[Ayden @13ASP13]

2020 vs 2026

[mikel Cottenmyre @MCottenmyre77]

2020 vs 2026 small changes have been made

[Ayden @13ASP13]

@emmitonair Travis Outlaw, Raef LeFrentz, Steve Blake

[Ayden @13ASP13]

What the fuck is going on

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Ayden @13ASP13]

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[VaniaBro228 @VBro22858974]

@DisussingFilms

[Ayden @13ASP13]

#NewProfilePic

[Ayden @13ASP13]

If you’re having a bad day, just remember no one can stop you from jamming out to Mr Worldwide

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

You know what’s crazy? People are ignoring the ending.

Hughie and Annie, considered heroes and are free to live their lives, and they even have a baby on the way.

Kimiko, who was tortured for years in a cage and then treated like a criminal, is now finally enjoying herself freely in France.

Marvin got his family back without anyone chasing him, plus Ryan is now with him.
the grandson of the man who destroyed MM’s childhood and shaped his entire trauma

Then there’s Butcher who lost himself long before he died, that Dog was the only thing that brought out his humanity since S3

Vought no longer holds the same level of power over the world

Calling all of this “trash” just because Homelander didn’t level cities or massacre thousands of people is crazy

[Ayden @13ASP13]

MVP MMA was the worst card I’ve ever seen

[Ayden @13ASP13]

I’ll always find the popcorn

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

So you’re telling me you’ve arrested more American soldiers involved in capturing Maduro than people on the Epstein list, or politicians who somehow magically became better investors than Warren Buffett the second they took office?

Wild priorities.