Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴
We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
As a fantasy football punishment my friend has to stay at a bar that opens at 6 AM and doesn’t close until 2 AM
For every drink he has during his stay, 30 minutes gets taken off the total time he can leave.
Stay tuned for live updates throughout the day
Breaking, huge news for United States. Arsenal star Folarin Balogun has finally decided to represent USMNT — he will switch allegiance to USA. 🚨🔴🇺🇸 #USMNT
Balogun took his time but the decision has been made. No England; he will represent USA. Official soon.
Here we go ✨🇺🇸
.@WebsterHall handled the @ILLENIUM album signing extremely poorly. Allow hundreds of people in for an “album signing” only to kick more than half the venue out when it comes time to get signatures.
You should be ashamed, you’ll never see my money again…make this right.
@90laurenquigley Uhh do you know what happened to @UtdDan ? I went to him specifically to see his reaction about Pellistri and now his account is gone. Hope everything’s okay