Dexter

Random musings of a mentally deranged engineer

[Dexter @13Dexter]

@JamesPGoddard90 @SweetPoison_Kim Why would it taste bad? I like chicken and I like beef?

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@DesireeAmerica4 @GuntherEagleman I thought the second amendment was for overthrowing a tyrannical government?

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@ConnorGillies @SkyNews Genuine question. If there are no plans yet formed about the child benefit cap would you rather: A - No answer is given and they go away and give due consideration to the issue; B - They make it up there and then on the spot?

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Jalen Hurts Touchdown Vulture strikes again #SuperBowlLIX

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@signulll Community?

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@fesshole Surely it’s an accuracy thing? If you say 10 days I expect you to have ruled out 9 or 11 days. If you say a week and a half I don’t expect you to have give a week and 2/7 equal consideration.

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🏏WHAT'S ON!🏏

Your weekly guide to everything happening at #HCC

[Tim D @Rand_Flagg]

#summer #cricket season getting closer lots of supervisors “helping” put the nets up @HiltonVillageCC @DerbysCountyLge still a bit damp

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@mcfclou @stephenlwright So is Scott Carson but no one’s arguing for his inclusion

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@DrDavidRouse @TheBMA Without weighing in on what is and isn’t enough a more representative hourly comparison would remove holiday giving something closer to £17.23 (assuming 5 weeks)

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Train after train cancelled. Truly earning the Network Fail moniker @networkrail @thetrainline It’s alright, I didn’t want to get home! #BrokenBritain

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@HiltonVillageCC @DerbyCongsCC @AbbotsBromleyCC @nevveh Remember the rules, and sign of sun and you’re contractually obliged to bat first

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Just your average Sunday evening #Nam #YouWerentThere

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@nevveh @HiltonVillageCC Hit a six and got out caught. Seems any appeal would be frivolous!

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@sawleycc My back would be happier with Div 8

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@ElectricRaph @tzaup12 My phones favourite pastime is dying if it has been looked at and not plugged into the wall for the past two hours. Keys all the way for me!

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@imnotyomom @ArchRose90 @jameelajamil She didn’t. She called the white Tories which she claims those 3 want the affection of dogs. Regardless dog is barely an offensive term. The only feeling about anyone calling anyone else a dog should be “meh”.

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@FondOfBeetles Give Billy the Roboarm!

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@NoelpKeane @StreamAlt @tesssummers98 @danwootton But people keep saying Keir Starmer is too far right and basically a Tory in disguise. Seems like everyone wants to see themselves as an ostracised minority.