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@kayleighwanless @miniminter That can't be simon. Cocks too big

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@RobBAylesbury It is an Mp's legal duty to respond to queries from the public. It's been well over a month and no reply. What other promises can't you keep Rob

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@PicklesnGtv I would love to joing!

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@LayahHeilpern @Cobratate Are you actually retarded?

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@ragoatza If only you could have my class poetic abilities😎

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@Jaack "crimean war" no chance you're doing that

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@theAJDiaz The diary of a gamer, it was a good read i really enjoyed it

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@theAJDiaz Hey fella loved the book, the fornite part was the best

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https://t.co/VdjEsmm6GS @PETAUK please do something to shut this guy down

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your icon is the default Discord icon, therefore i think less of you

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@YouTube https://t.co/6L7ULyVq8g how the fuck is this allowed on youtube? @YouTube if you don't ban this channel you are disgusting

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@GongWe I wish you were my dad

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I'm freaking out all my life i, my family and friends all thought it was spelled "Distain" but it is apparently spelt "Disdain" im vehemently angry and visibly shook. @OED please explain

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@bambinobecky i'll lend you a tenner if you go on a date with me

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@ImAllexx And i don't have homoerotic thoughts about gorillas
Bullshit.

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@discord Detective Larry chode i fight crime despite my short comings

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@JosephShir @Rowandunn3 @Halosos Boys maybe.. we can bully him together

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@Halosos oi follow me back you um- not very nice man

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@r_HistoryMemes How do you delete something from someone else's brain