Brandon

Try not to be a cunt if you can do that, you're winning.

[Brandon @13TheBeast]

@jlangley33 @Dicker410 @BuckNastyMMA @zombiemikemma @Jericobjj seems to me she would be more interested in plankton...

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@sammfig Tried to favorite this but it won't let me.... Just know I tried :P

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@jlangley33 haha oh no! I better stock up on chocolate and shitty movies.

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Had vegan protein powder today.... I can already feel my period coming.

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@livmac6 tbay has nothing on Grande prairie. There are more trucks than cars here.

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@jlangley33 @louOCottis @Cody_Nolove @ZGarbrandt @Ceekay0510 @Jericobjj @Currine tickling me with your beard doesn't count as touching?

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@stephdewolfe solid! Kenny and I were talking about it a few days ago!

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One of my downfalls as a human being is the inability to make a straight cut when cutting cheese from the block.

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@livmacgillivray woah woah woah nobody said anything about reading. I open the book because the pages are softer than the cover #pillowtalk

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@livmacgillivray only when I fall asleep on a book with the pages open!

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@stephdewolfe are you thinking of hitting up the one in Winnipeg or Minneapolis?

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If mucking box was in the Olympics, I'd take the gold.

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Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair. Or fucking beatings.

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@stephdewolfe my old job was like that. Fucking brutal! Work with wicked people now though :D

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@livmacgillivray Good thing it will grow back!

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@shawnnnmariee and Carrie Underwood along with Shania Twain

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Those taps that only have two settings, cold and I'm gonna scald your mutha fucking hand! <<<<<

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If you get more close minded as you grow older, you're an asshole. Learn and grow as you age.

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@stephdewolfe Oh okay good! I was worried there for a bit ;)

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@stephdewolfe My apologies ;)