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[jessss @13clnj]

My god. No one fucking cares

[jessss @13clnj]

When do people with twins stop dressing them alike 🙄

[jessss @13clnj]

Ugh the way men are so obsessed with golf… like why?

[Clitorisn’t @barbecuebabyy]

"The most hated man on the internet" just hit Netflix today and Hunter Moore is already hitting the socials trying to gain notoriety again 🤢🤢🤢 if you still think this dude is cool in 2022 you are brain dead

[🦇 LOVERBOY 🦇 @daddyry4n]

"What about straight pride?"

[jessss @13clnj]

Hot take.
You can still hate America/have a distain for the government/fight the good fight and still enjoy a decent fire work show? What the fuck

[jessss @13clnj]

Ahhh so jealous my parents just met @KimFCoates at the lake house !

[jessss @13clnj]

Why do people still go live on Facebook?
I really could give two shits what you’re doing

[jessss @13clnj]

Could really go for a big ol bowl of mashed taters

[jessss @13clnj]

There are some people that save ice cream for summer only? What is that like

[jessss @13clnj]

Didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to let my family know I was safe ?! Wtf

[jessss @13clnj]

@ylxr_ I realize that wasn’t English lmao

[jessss @13clnj]

@ylxr_ Ah no you got you too 😓

[jessss @13clnj]

I forgot the longer version of Johnny and quickly was convinced it was johnald. 🤡

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

Gas prices? What gas prices?

You could win a @Tesla Model Y and green up your ride by replying with #TMobileTeslaTuesdays + #contest. Rules: https://t.co/QQkykNVEbi

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[jessss @13clnj]

I cannnnot wait until I’m not paying for daycare anymore ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

[jessss @13clnj]

There’s something so satisfying cleaning with your window open 😌😌😌

[jessss @13clnj]

My poor Emm🥺

[jessss @13clnj]

That first meal after fasting for 48 hours hits so differently 🤤

[jessss @13clnj]

I want a tummy tuck 😩😩😩😩