Dirty Hairy

0 The Fool

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

This ones for all the people who’ve gotten friendzoned 😏

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

A baby shower sounds very violent

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

@Mkleosb 🧢

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

I don’t want to see any republicans say they’re “pro-life” while they vote for looser gun laws.

It boggles my mind how Texas voted Abbot for a third term after the Uvalde shooting and lack of response.

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

So I can’t text and drive but an officer can be on a whole ass laptop???

[The Alan Parsons Projection @DJSkullfetish]

JACKING IN…

[jame @kloogans]

im afraid to sleep naked what if my penis gets haunted

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

I cream for ice cream :)

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

I scream for ice cream

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

I scream for ice cream

[sweagol!! @sweagol]

IQ test came back negative 🙏 God is good

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

With the advent of Kanye building his own city, I’d like to come out and say that I’m also building my own.

And I’ll call it hell

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

Brb hiding a nug in an acorn

[Jrg @craigmacdermott]

Date idea: I eat too many edibles and you take care of me

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Sir, a second monkey has fallen off the bed and bumped his head

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

I’ve decided soup isn’t so bad. Maybe I have some more.

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

My poor cats thought they were getting into good food, but just got into bird seed. Now they gotta sweep it up.

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

@yeehaw4ever Being allergic to poison ivy is an L

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

My body is a beehive and these bees buzz loud

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

Averaging 3-4 cups of coffee a day, bean juice wild

[Kristen @kristenstockdal]

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

[Dirty Hairy @13jake9]

I fully believe that Beto could win if his only running point was legalizing weed. All that other stuff is just bonus.