Jenna

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

I want to live in a country where using Spanish in a 15-minute halftime performance doesn't cause more outrage than men r*ping children for decades.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Hey MAGA, if you don’t like Bad Bunny simply ignore the Super Bowl halftime show the way you ignore Trump’s pedophilia.

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

One thing about me? I’m going to keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky and pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[tiff @disney_18]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and don’t shit sound good

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Trump is legitimately an international embarrassment.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is just letting you know that Elmo might be a little grouchy today. Naptime didn't go as planned.

[Izzy in the City @YeahImDrinking]

T for Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Please

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

I’ll never understand how we all watched this live on television and didn’t immediately disqualify Donald Trump from public office for the rest of his life.

[⟣alyssa⟢ @lyssax_]

If you voted for Trump “fOR ThE eCoNOmY” then you are genuinely one of the dumbest fucks on this earth

[erika @yeeeerika]

ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted rights

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I often hear folks say, “Donald Trump sent me a check during the pandemic.”

I want to make sure you understand this: Congress sent you a check. By the way, Joe Biden also sent you a check during the pandemic, just like I gave people relief during the Great Recession. The difference is that we didn’t put our names on it – because it wasn’t about feeding our egos or advancing our politics, it was about helping people.

So don’t be giving him credit for that. And don’t give him your vote, either. There’s only one candidate in this election who cares about you, and that’s Kamala Harris.

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

How I feel when the Trader Joe’s cashier tells me what I good job I did picking out yummy things

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

The biggest problem with finding another job is I don't want one

[Joie @__Joy_Fuze_]

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