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[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Streets saying Ronaldo’s first shot might hit my guy😭😭😭

[CRIX @OnyChr2020]

“AND PORTUGAL ARE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!”

[Trap Lore Arnott @LaPiochey]

Bruno Fernanj 🤫

[Connor @unravelmyheart]

When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching

[Commodore. @TheWavyRedd]

2026/27.

[Commodore. @TheWavyRedd]

Premier League titles won in the PL era.

• Manchester United — 13
• Manchester City — 8
• Chelsea — 5
• Arsenal — 4
• Liverpool — 2
• Blackburn Rovers — 1
• Leicester City — 1

[JB @jb2forty]

Tryna break assist record w Zirkzee, Amad n Dorgu infront of you. Best of luck brotherly

[J @BigJamzLdn]

London has never been safer than it is right now. Never in history. Tired of these countryside pricks waffling. School kids aren’t even getting asked “what’s the time?” anymore.

[JdP🇪🇸 @jimmycooked_]

.@BurnleyOfficial @CPFC @PSG

[Mustafa @oprydai]

hate to break it to you, but Zhang et al. probably already published your idea.

[🪐 @ClipWaveHQ_]

ngl, ima get this degree but i see why ppl drop out of college :

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

Twitter scroll sesh after an Arsenal loss.

[👍 @CLINT419]

when u ask someone to send the addy and they send you a pin

I’m staying at home.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

ain't shit outside that won't be there later get your shit together first

[KIRI @kirireturns]

popular guy from highschool delivered food to my place

[Last hero 🇬🇭(🇬🇵🇫🇷) @EMANCAPALOT_]

Niggas can spend 50 pounds to run with gunna ask them to rise 3 pounds for the goals session when it’s finished they are hiding in the toilets