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@CookedByGrimace Nice work! Would hold Soto at. B+. He gets paid to perform at this level, and is not exceeding expectations. Also, he is the king 👑 of the meaningless hits and homers!

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@Mets Hey @StevenACohen2 @Mets how about you: (1) Fire the pencil neck geek David Stearns who dismantled a solid team and then assembled one of the worst teams ever and (2) stop posting false attendance figures - seats are empty! 🤐

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@BBGreatMoments Matt Franco

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@metsbatflip1 Sounds like a 5th starter! 😛

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@DanBartels2 Not many MLB teams can say all of their other players are terrible (aside from Lindor) and they are pretty much locked in for the foreseeable future to be at the bottom of the NL East @mets 🤐

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@Masterflip_ @JuanSoto25_ Wasted Talent

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@sal_licata King of the meaningless hits on a meaningless team! 😜

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@SteveGelbs King of the meaningless hits and efforts in losing campaigns. 🧐

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@Roger774501171 Gary has unfortunately lost his depth perception. Every deep fly ball sounds like a home run! 😞

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@JennSalerno310 Maybe the Mets need to rehire you as math tutor and inspirational speaker! 😜

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@metsstan1996 George Bamberger. You're welcome! ☺️

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@JennSalerno310 Who needs pics of the Vatican? The Colluseum? Trevi Fountain? Spanish Steps? Go straight for the 👙! 😎

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@JennSalerno310 Retired? Restraining Order? 😜

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@metsbatflip1 @BNightengale Maybe he will get 4yrs/$100 million. You do the math! 😜

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@JustinCLeto Stearns better find a new career. After the @Mets and @StevenACohen2 fire him this year, he will be on the @MLB blacklist along with @BauerOutage ! ⚾️

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@ThatNYsportsguy Roster is far from great. But agree, fire everyone! 😎

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@SNY_Mets @SNYtv Sign that guy up for $200 million! 😳

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@DanBartels2 0% chance. But good click bait! 😳

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@BauerOutage Ooooh Ooooh! I know why! Baseball has an antitrust exemption. So they get to keep out all tools and miscreants! 🤣