Sexy Rexy

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[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

This is the hardest pic of all time I will not hear a rebuttal

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

The Royals have won every game this year that Hud has announced. Maybe not, but I think we all know what I mean.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

@thebenchesclear The Lorax

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

Man. Siri play Trap Queen.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

Fake comeback gimmick.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

With the addition of Spencer Jones this the first time since 2001 there have been twin towers in New York.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

Just double scooped an stared off into space for 3 hours at the gym cause I have nothing better to do. IFLTS

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

Base running mistakes cannot happen when we’re 11-17, much less two at 3rd with 2 outs.

[Freddy Fermin Protector @FreddyProtector]

0 excuse for Jensen to not be in there against a righty after a day off

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

@8515champs It’s certainly been great to have.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

Yes. Rex is already Red with excitement.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

We’re kidding right? Anyone know where I can take o0.5 batter Ks and u.5 HR?

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

Right hand up. I was wrong.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

This is a real life lineup that I’m going to invest my time in tonight. We have punted and it’s not even May.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

This is a real life lineup that I’m going to invest my time in tonight. We have punted and it’s not even May.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

Forgot the Royals losing isn’t unusual at all. Right hand up there.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

The 8th Amendment is supposed to protect me against cruel and unusual things.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

The 8th Amendment is supposed to protect me against cruel and unusual things.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

It’s only April man.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

Even the Mayor knows Zumwalt and Q are the problem smh.

[Alex Gold @AlexGold]

#Royals just announced they will hold a "special event" regarding the clubs future tomorrow morning at 10AM.

John Sherman, Governor Mike Kehoe & Mayor Quinton Lucas will be in attendance.

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

This guy should player coach for us. I’m not even kidding. Under no circumstances should he be sitting. Analytics and “mental breathers” can smd.

[Salvador Perez @SalvadorPerez15]

I don’t need a mental breather

[Alex Gordon’s Helmet @CatsFanRupert]

Haven’t got butt in so long I’ve started to leave the gender neutral bathroom door unlocked and hoping some freak walks in

[Sexy Rexy @13yearpro]

We’re better off watching YouTube tutorials and praying than what’s going on right now.

[Royals Hive @Royals_hive]

For all of those who want Zumwalt gone, who should the Royals turn to for hitting coach?