. Lavender

💉 . . he/it/any . // unaffiliated with anyone . parody acc based off one of the gradients . #regretevator

[. Lavender @1427_11]

. . jussst gonna leave this here...
https://t.co/qfXOXL5tUl 💊

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

would you mind terribly if i crawled directly into your ribcage and lived beneath your heart

[Moth Heaven @MothHeaven_]

Siblings playfully fighting

(If you turn up your volume.. you can hear the right one smack his head against the bowl, owie :[)

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@nostalgia_1meow oh my . is he lost???

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@Awitchesbroom I don't think ssso.

[. Lavender @1427_11]

they're just like catssss,, following me everywhere and STARING at me in a creepy manner,,,,
...I DONT LIKE CATS!!!!!!

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@Awitchesbroom they look nothing like an actual cat ... Or any other feral ssspecies .. but they certainly act like one.

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@Awitchesbroom Im not talking about actual catsss, , the ones im talking about are WORSE !!! Tssskkk....

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@drretr0o i meant feral onesss,,,sshouldve sspecified it...

[. Lavender @1427_11]

thissss doesnt include poptart . theyre special .

[. Lavender @1427_11]

they're just like catssss,, following me everywhere and STARING at me in a creepy manner,,,,
...I DONT LIKE CATS!!!!!!

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@UAD_1427_14 oh . I mean. Itsss ssomething . . ?

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@UAD_1427_14 bunnies..???

...i prefer reptiles. Ssince im technically one myssself...

[. Lavender @1427_11]

GETOUTTTT GETOUTTTI CAN'T WORK BECAUSE OF THEM GGGODDDDD

THEY ONLY LEAVE IF I GIVE THEM SSSOMETHING. SSSHOOO SHOOOOOOO

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@UAD_1427_13 itsss okay . I meannn you COULD come over , , ,

[. Lavender @1427_11]

They keep APPEARING IN MY OFFICE!!! . .

itsss starting to annoy me .

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@UAD_1427_13 ? wwhy

[. Lavender @1427_11]

????whoareyou

[. Lavender @1427_11]

ignoredallofmyresponsibilitiesandnowifeelbad.

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@UAD_1427_13 ?????WHEREAREYOU

[. Lavender @1427_11]

@UAD_1427_6 //oh drools a little