Lucifer

Memer🖤
Sarcasm in blood
Humorous✌

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#bichhookakhel
Kumbhkaran ke baad
Agar koi dhang se soya hai na guru
Toh voh hai meri qismat🙂

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Kuch toh log Kahenge
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Logo ki maa ka bho*da

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Yun toh akela bhi aksar girkar sambhal sakta hun main

Tum joh pakadlo hath mera Duniya badal sakta hun main

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Ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye
Jispe kia bharosa vohi apni gand maraye

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dost:- Bhai maine New Iphone 12 liya.. 😍
Me:- Baithne me dard ho rha???

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Oye raju pyaar na kariyo dil tut jata hai = ���
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Oye Raju pyaar na kariyo
Chutiya kat jata hai = ✅

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Me: babe its important i have to come there..
Horny she: No baby dont cum there na🤤

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* She :- Yaar kal jana hai tu ready. hai kal ke liye?
* Me:- Yeah im ready to come
* She :- thats what i thought You're always ready to cum

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#Dream11
When my captain of dream 11 gets out
Me -

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Le neha kakkar
Chalo le chale tumhe taaron ke shehar me !
Le taare:-

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When my friend plays sad songs while going on a trip
Me :-

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Le Black guys in gangbang video

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Me after rejecting dads call twice

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Sach bata last moment pe goti muh me aagaya tha na? 😂

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When everybody hits uh for no reason in classroom.

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When uh says meri wali alag hai nd tumhari wali sachme alag nikle
#377

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Someone:- Relationship me sabse zyada konsi cheej hurt karti hai ?
Me:- Expectations 💔

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Kya matlab Sonam Gupta Bewafa hai? 🙄

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#gullycricket
Not out hun bc try ball thi,
Samjha de usko baap se bhid rha

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Yeh pyaar bhi na badi Chutiya cheej hai Behnch*d 🙌