@PurgedMaoist@frenchoniulator We're going to lock you in a fairground Gravitron that is set to automatically start and stop at random intervals for 18 hours. Best advice would be to piss and shit on the floor as little as possible.
@Im_human_too_ We're going to put Noah in a big cube that slowly rotates 20 degrees per day around a non-orthogonal axis to any face so he can never truly get any rest.
@lilkittiebeans@fleshsimulator We're going to make Noah mine diamonds in Namibia and make a wonderful bracelet for Flesh out of them. Those diamonds will come from the most horrific situations known to man.
@BigJonnyQuest We're going to tie Noah's modest penis to a Wile E. Coyote cartoon red Acme Inc. rocket and watch him zoom around his mommy's front yard on Fox Cove until it explodes and he sits there, face covered in soot and hair blown back, looking at the camera blinking.
@BigthinkerBig We're crowdfunding $200 to hire the best tracker in existence to stalk Noah and perfectly hide with cartoonishly good timing every time he turns around. The tracker will squirt fart spray regularly to make everyone think it's Noah and he fucking stinks.