@rsiereilly I literally went to emergency bc I stubbed my toe and it was triaged as "semi urgent" but my brain is on fire 24/7 and gives me chronic migraines from stress but I still have to wake up in the morning?!?!?
Good ways to start the day:
-See a bird
-Find a new stick
-Admire paws (yours or others’)
-Find a good place for new stick
-Get to know a familiar tree
-Tell familiar tree new secrets
-Think of a good thing that should be secret
-Light napping
-Avoid getting angry at clouds again
3pm - I'm gonna go shopping and make a fucking lasagna tonight.
5pm - Maybe I'll do stir fry instead?
7pm - I'll just make a sandwich.
9pm - Does Subway deliver?
11pm - (Me on the ground, eating dog food out of a bowl for nine quiet minutes. Chin soaking wet.)
You just turned 25, choose a subclass
- Podcasting
- Irony Twitter
- Get in shape
- Beer guy
- Stan Ben Shapiro
- Twitch streamer
- Start smoking again