Fyza Hashim

Senior Designer, formerly Trello @Atlassian. Simpsons lover. Definitely a cat lady.

[Fyza Hashim @14eleven]

Twitter is where I end up at 2am because I can’t sleep and get myself worked up about how terrible the world is but there’s no use going back to Instagram to calm down bc I already caught up on all the cat pictures for the day

[Fyza Hashim @14eleven]

@Joshstrangehill - “Cholera! I’ve got cholera!”
- “Here comes two!”
- “Hey dude, he’s ragging on your cord!”
- “Fresh khlav kalash, get your khlav kalash!”

[Fyza Hashim @14eleven]

@karasz411 @Joshstrangehill Those are real words!?

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I haven’t used twitter since 2020 but look, it’s #MyTwitterAnniversary
Alright, smell y’all later.

[Fyza Hashim @14eleven]

@Fayza Maybe both? I've barely used Twitter in over a year. Only check FB for events on weekends or the plant groups I'm in, and IG barely shows me content by friends, but that's the only platform I actually use for more than a few minutes a day.

[Fyza Hashim @14eleven]

@DatriannaGM Congratulations, Datrianna!

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@redheadjessica Also, I’m kidding. Congrats! This is super exciting

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@redheadjessica Omg here’s my chance to be the “what about mobile” person.

¿𝑤𝐻𝑎𝑇 𝑎𝐵𝑜𝑈𝑡 𝑀𝑜𝐵𝑖𝐿𝑒?

[Fyza Hashim @14eleven]

@DatriannaGM Like what? I didn’t see any mention of mobile in the post and I’m so curious! Also, congrats!!!

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@txflygirl @JTEdom @JesseJenkins Wait, you need permission?

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If there’s anyone that can advise, my cousins could really use the help.

[Azeemeh @azeemeh]

@marcomendicino @PattyHajdu please advise - my cousin is waiting on her PR renewal & no one can provide a date. Her father was put on a ventilator in the ICU in Pakistan. It’s urgent. Can she leave & come back to her son & husband in Toronto? He is Canadian

[Fyza Hashim @14eleven]

These policies will reduce police violence exponentially. We must limit opportunities for excessive force, and I won't vote for you if you don't prioritize this issue. #8cantwait
(2/2)

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@SylvesterTurner,

As a Houstonion it's important to me that you help enact the following:

- required deescalation
- ban chokeholds and strangleholds
- require warning before shooting
- ban shooting at moving vehicles
- require exhausting all other means before shooting
(1/2)

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I still haven’t used any of them.

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@eachapm Fun fact: I have many Field Notes notebooks that were given as conference swag starting from 2011 and I haven't used any of them.

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@jc4p Tell me more about this!

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I barely listened to any music on Spotify this year and it really wreaked havoc on that end of year list. Bryant and I were being cute one night and made a semi-fancy date night dinner at home and he put this on, on my account, and now I can’t escape it.

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But mostly, I've been a dweeb and just listen to NPR on the echo dot in the office. Or complete silence.

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This makes me feel cooler though.

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Actually LOL'd hearing this on NPR.

[Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule]

Prof. Karlan cites Kavanaugh before he was on SCOTUS: "It is fundamental to the definition of our national political community that foreign citizens do not have a constitutional right to participate in..democratic self- government."

Legal lady burn...✔️

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I could watch this an inappropriate amount of times

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@TazzyStar They're super uncomfortable, too!