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[nixtuh @14Niksta]

if this is my fully developed brain i am fucked

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[nixtuh @14Niksta]

(horniest i've ever been in my life) do you wanna start a spotify blend?

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Turns out the kid who could spend hours lost in a book wasn’t just a voracious reader, she was an undiagnosed ADHD girlie deep in hyperfocus.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

@elonmusk put the audio post feature back on this app. Thanks, you hairless no-neck havin, chimpanzee. Face look like it was drawn from memory. When u swim on ur back at the beach shit look like a man o’ war. Hourglass ankles. Not tryna be mean though sorry.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[G Jones @gjonesbass]

type of shit i've been on lately

[grant🪐 @grantmeaglizzy]

country music is so important to me

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

75 and sunny. Perfect day for sending emails

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Not a single person who has disrespected me has a life I admire. I think that says it all.

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

if u love doing the same thing thousands of times for little to no reward u will love being alive

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[En:vy @envydnb]

I don’t know but 140 is hot for me atm 🤠

[🔱 Empress Atlantis 🔱 @empressatlantis]

If you’ve ever dated someone with their Sun in your 12th House you don’t have to worry about the hantavirus

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Having my favorite kind of hot dog (it’s 3 hot dogs)

[Dexter @planet_nerf]

@sighswoon This is what happens in every scene with a costume

It makes hot ppl way hotter and everyone else look gay / fat

[emo nostalghia @takeths2yrgrave]

Fall Out Boy "Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Couldn't Get Sued," live on AOL Sessions, 2005

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

mmmm big mouthful of dirt

[ptv daily lyrics @ptvlyricsics]

now our lips are numb as we walk, sharing warm alcohol
that kiss tastes like summer
I hope you like the stars i stole for you
one hundred million twinkle lights in neon blue
I’ll be the brightest someday
I’ll be the brightest someday
I’ll be the brightest, you’ll see