pine/hayley 🏳️‍⚧️

- 17 years old (and counting) - im larping my mad mew mew pfp im only on chapter 2 of deltarune still

[Anna Aifert @AnnaAifert]

most important choice

[pine/hayley 🏳️‍⚧️ @14thpine]

you ever be half asleep and imagine getting on your phone, see notifications, and then be surprised when the notifications you saw in your head aren't on your actual phone? im so fucking tired

[brandon* @brndxix]

is this supposed to be a white person

[s @bhandwiserr]

"2 likes isn't a lot" imagine both your parents being emotionally available to you

[pine/hayley 🏳️‍⚧️ @14thpine]

@hisworldof98230

[pine/hayley 🏳️‍⚧️ @14thpine]

corrected a verity larp who thought lord verity was the SECOND verity song

[ash ✧ @ashyaywoohoo]

ohhhhmmmmm............ my lord....... big rabib.t....

[Luciano @Gokunoodles45]

(Dont tell Miku)

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[The Steampunk Gentleman Gamer ⚙️🚂🎩 @quirked_up_anzu]

I almost got hit by a bus a few minutes after posting this, this could've been the last thing I ever wrote

[Röstkartoffel 🔜SFD @rostkartoffel]

Puppyplay is so overrated how about Kittyplay where you tell me what to do and i hiss at you and take a Nap instead

[Oriond34🏳️‍⚧️ @oriond342]

I hate when trans girls are scared of making others uncomfortable like girl you are literally the nicest person ever stop it

[wolpfunny 🏳️‍⚧️ @wolpfunny56]

pathetic puppy feeling me slowly go deeper inside as i stretch them, letting out garbled moans of “oh my god” as they realize i’m not even close to done :3

[rio 🪲bug oomf @colligocritters]

me, getting robbed: GET HIM!! (9000 fruit flies emerge from my pockets)

[Vess @VesselBlud]

"they should teach nutella tricks in schools" they did but you were doing media literacy

[natalie 🙾🙾🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇮 @nat_doggy]

@lailaiizzy genuinely what could she possibly be crying about

[《 Black Sapphire Cookie~! 》 @KayKaycuts]

I used to wake up the middle of the night and piss in the corner when i was like 4 or 5

[Optaku🍪 (Comms closed 5/5) @Ukatpo]

At some point you have to learn that being ironically edgy online as a joke just attracts people that are 100% not joking. One day you’ll wake up with the Klu Klux Klan hyping you up because you made one too many “foid” jokes

[jaiden @dempstrr]

things to say to a trans woman
-do you need $20?
-here's $30
-do you need more money?
-here, take $50
-let me grab the tab for you today
-take this cash, treat yourself to something nice
-you deserve a little extra cash today, here you go