sage.eth. Ph.D

[sage.eth. Ph.D @14thsvge]

@DaggashAutos Nothing in life will stop me from owning a c300.

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

God abeg add me for lineup, I don too watch my mates ball

[sage.eth. Ph.D @14thsvge]

@Ekitipikin Can't be worse than the pain of not having the resources to invest in neither your present nor your future.

[sage.eth. Ph.D @14thsvge]

@OPay_NG pls stop suggesting recipients when I want to transfer

[BIG D.C🦅 @tourwithjosh1]

I like women who like me. I don't convince women who don't. Period.

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

16 years ago I had a baby, she’s my bestfriend now.

There I fixed it for you.

[Brown @Ukandi_one]

Bringing his lil relatives for you to maltreat?

[Shukushukubambam💜 @__sumayya_xx]

Jsyk, taking pictures inside the library doesn’t mean you’re intelligent.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

“I’m so jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and i'm not.”

Her: Please buy me lunch.

[Emmanuel Odogwu @the_agentmanuel]

Me when I get to Dangotes refinery and my staff are relaxing too much:

[sage.eth. Ph.D @14thsvge]

Man U now eliminated from the Carabao Cup

[FLEX⚔️ @j0esucks]

always that one guy that over steps and ruin the whole joke

[no go far @m_oluwatimi]

“I don’t go to strangers house”
Nah me con dey carry strangers go restaurant abi

[ャ @oyayiguagram]

Went to buy Dangote salt today and they asked me to pay

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloriss]

Demanding money for a new dress, wig and makeup just to show up for a first date has to be the most unrealistic and dumb Nigerian dating standard ever.

[CITYBOY @Boy994Boy]

If you won't

Others will

Byeeeeeeeeeee

[sage.eth. Ph.D @14thsvge]

@nolimitmiracle All these features and more already existed in the Maestro.

[🇰🇭Petty Tendergrass 🇰🇭 @pettytendernism]

See how racism works?

They found out the lone holdout juror was Black and now they're digging up anything and everything from his past to discredit him.

That's some crazy work.

All for a white lady that killed 3 of her kids with an exercise band. 🤦🏾‍♂️

[sage.eth. Ph.D @14thsvge]

@DrRitaDed Doctor in Retardacy

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

RACISM

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

Shoutout to the people that do the awkward little jog when a car lets them cross the street.

You are not moving any faster, but the effort is beautiful. I see you. I respect you.