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[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

My kink is when you're eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

[M @muiz100s]

The ‘my teachers said I’ll never make it’ bars that rappers spam are gonna hit a lot harder now

[𑣲petal @sweetpetal0]

“i have a crush on you” im😭😭😭like😭😭SO😭😭😭😭fucking😭😭😭sorry😭😭😭😭😭

[miya @miyarah_]

así me siento cuando estoy sudada en público

[empress sissi @historicalfits]

You know I think it’s also worth noting that you used to have to actively seek out the eating disorder subsections of the internet and now it’s like. You log onto tiktok and the first thing you see is some skinnyfluencer giving you straight up anorexia tips

[kabir (off meds) @marlbholo]

when its 2am and yo crush dont fw you and you're editing your resume and the dread is reaching every part of your body and you will never be that carefree kid again and the springtime of youth is over forever

[dh★ @BABYDALMATlAN]

It’s actually sending me that everyone is making it sound like Bambi just grabbed a random server and put them in a headlock😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Rel. @vvxrell]

I feel like Molly says these things to get ahead of the situation in case someone decides to do a story time on Bambi😭

[🫂 @iLuvKobbie]

There’s being leng and then there is this

[wram @wramented]

The amount of young people living birthday-money to birthday money is terrifying.

[lumi @lumiagww]

i used to get immense anxiety being impostor in among us

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

hate when my gf shows me younger pictures of herself and asks if I think she was pretty. like yes I would have groomed you, now what

[Chocoboy @ihave2doIIars]

Deleted instagram and immediately after tried to tap where it once was

[vali˚࿔ hyunho @hyunholovi]

🚨‼️alerta de ssg‼️🚨
esta persona anteriormente había intentado manosear el culo de hyunjin para después reclamar que hyunjin era suyo. repórtenlo es @/ t.leeknowsaurus

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

I told my boy let’s go Seven Sisters hike and this guy said why are we hiking in ends 💔

[Pubity @pubity]

A 10 year-old boy from Japan discovered that butterflies can remember their time as caterpillars.

Jo Nagai noticed his caterpillars still loved him after turning into butterflies, and the affection he had for them led to a genuine scientific discovery.

[neopussywhipped @gigapooncel]

why is every sexuality microlabel just bisexual