Asim Goel

[lord࿗. @dudexverse]

year 2050 : me submitting my phone to govt so it can conduct cbse 10th board exam fairly.

[Asim Goel @1503Asim]

@venom1s Who is Zendaya

[Mamta Tripathi @MamtaTripathi80]

अबे टिन्नू …सोना चुराकर घर पर ही रखे थे..!!

राय साहब से पूछ लेते कि कैसे “ठिकाने” लगाया जाता है…

[Pratham khanna @Portfolio_Bull]

Meet Vinod Kumar Rai, a Superintending Engineer in Bihar's Rural Works Department.

He was tipped to be moving ₹4 Crore in hawala cash.

When investigators reached his Patna mansion at midnight, his wife refused entry saying she was alone at home.

The entire night was enough.

Inside, the couple allegedly burned bundles of ₹500 notes on a gas stove and flushed the remains down toilets.

By morning, investigators found:

• ₹52 Lakh cash
• ₹26 Lakh gold jewellery
• Luxury watches
• 12+ bank accounts
• Property documents worth crores

The cash was burned so frantically that toilet pipes got clogged with half-burnt notes and municipal workers had to clear the drains.

In his village, he was known as a generous man who funded temples and hosted feasts.

TOTAL ASEETS = ₹100–150 Crore.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

स्टाइल देख रहे हो फोटो में...जैसे कि डॉन विट्टो कोरलियॉन न्यूयॉर्क फाइव फैमिलीज की मीटिंग ले रहा है।

लेकिन अगर मीटिंग का ऑडियो आता तो पता चलता कि ट्रंप को गठिया बाई से बचने के लिए दाल चीनी वाला पानी उबाल कर पीने की सलाह दी जा रही है।

[Asim Goel @1503Asim]

@plot_twistttt Kotha girls don't deserve these dreams

[Asim Goel @1503Asim]

@plot_twistttt Biggest fraud we've ever seen in Indian history

[Asim Goel @1503Asim]

@plot_twistttt Still he can buy your full night package in cash

[Asim Goel @1503Asim]

@plot_twistttt Yeah, kingdom of wh0redom

[Asim Goel @1503Asim]

@plot_twistttt Tumari amma

[Asim Goel @1503Asim]

@plot_twistttt Mushtandi bhains

[The Forgotten ‘Man’ 👨‍⚖️ @SamSiff]

And then we say why we call them papa ki pari..

[Garvit Sethi @garvit_sethii]

If Modi has guts, try banning WhatsApp/Instagram/X for a week.
Trump will show him his place

Vo toh telegram's owner is Russian toh kardiya ban😂

[Himanshu Chawla @himanshuchawla0]

HP gas bsdk discontinued the booking on any payment app
They want customers to book the cylinder physically at agency
Our agency office 12 kms far from home

[Dr Ranjan @DocRGM_]

Godse Ke Pille...

[Sudhir Singh Gahlot @RanaSudhirG]

अब तो शर्म से डूबकर मर जाने का वक्त है।

[श्याम @shyam_sh999]

80 से ज्यादा देशों में घूमने का हासिल यह है कि बीते 21 महीने में विदेशी निवेशक भारत से 3.19 लाख करोड़ निकालकर जा चुके है..

अम्बानी अडानी जैसे धन्ना सेठ या यूं कहें कि देशी कॉरपोरेट, विदेशों में पैसा लगा रहें है।

बनाने क्या चले थे और बना क्या दिया देश का।

[Ishan Gupta @ishangupta995]

Honestly, if you're thinking about buying a Tata EV, please save yourself the mental trauma and learn from my nightmare.
​I own a Nexon EV (40 kWh variant) and I've already had my HV battery replaced 3 TIMES in less than 4 years. 1/5

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

Recieving international humiliation by one of the top CEOs.

~ Vishwalodu moment for the country!!

[IBM @IBM]

We turn 115 today! 🥰

Say happy birthday 😠