Scott H

Obstreperous curmudgeon, cromulent catachresist, stochastic solecist, chiasmic antimetabole, periapt pogonotropher.

Stay off my lawn, unless you have bacon.

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First time these two little dudes met. The old guy's haggard and unkempt vibe only makes them both look more gorgeous. Camden (left, almost 9 months) and Elliot (right, exactly 14 days). Cousins are awesome!

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Beautiful new decanter and Glencairn glasses with Hamilton clan crest and motto! Santa got them here after letting the suspense build!! Thanks, Lori-- I LOVE THEM!!

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I realize there are much clearer, more striking pictures out there of the #GreatConjunction, but I snapped this with my phone, and I'm fairly pleased with how it came out! (Google Pixel 3a XL, no filters; just a snap and zoom.)

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7 years ago?! I remember it like it was yesterday. Tempus fugit.

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Single malt, stogie, and the Stones "starting [me] up." #NoFilters Friday night #decknightlife

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Single malt, stogie, and the Stones "starting [me] up." #NoFilters Friday night #decknightlife https://t.co/dOisyZzlXJ

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Please invest the time to read this heart-rending post.
Thank you to all the caregivers, who take on so much to provide comfort and relief-- and did so before this crisis, and who will do so as the current circumstances wane and wax.
Those of you who feel "oppressed" because…

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Sharing from a young, smart, and empathetic woman trying hard to keep people healthy so we can take care of the people who will get sick.
And yeah, full disclosure: she's my daughter-- a brilliant and articulate healthcare professional who knows of what she speaks.

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Only sharing with you Lori-Marie Hamilton and Parker Hamilton but I LOVE this memory!!

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People speculating about what Thor's gonna be like soon. HINT: Dialogue includes, and is limited to, "Hmm", and, "fuck." Son of Odin, King of Asgard, Herald of Galactus, and Witcher?? https://t.co/nPiQ5H5kkG

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People speculating about what Thor's gonna be like soon. HINT: Dialogue includes, and is limited to, "Hmm", and, "fuck." Son of Odin, King of Asgard, Herald of Galactus, and Witcher??

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Yeah, fairly close to the stage for the Andrea Bocelli concert. https://t.co/O1LaqiKiH0

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Yeah, fairly close to the stage for the Andrea Bocelli concert.

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Yeah, fairly close to the stage for the Andrea Bocelli concert. https://t.co/o190y49CBU

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Another thought about #SweetBabyYoda: judge it not by its size, should you. What if it only *looks* like a baby? What if it's more like "Teen Groot?"
#Mandalorian #SweetBabyYodalet

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Speaking of Sweet Baby Yodalet, the show says it's "50 years old." Not to go all NdGT up in here, but where were those "years" measured? In a galaxy where travel between solar systems is common, an objective unit of measurement for time is essential.
#Mandalorian #Yodalet

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Sweet baby Yodalet is cute, but I think it might smell like the swamps of Dagoba. Mando never once takes off his gloves *nor* helmet.
(Yes, I realize Yoda is not *from* Dagoba originally; I'm just using the swamp stink as a comparative reference. Don't @ me.)

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When your hype man set you off ...

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#LookAtThatSky #NoFilter