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Third line role player. Hit it 350 of the tee. Only wheels are sixes or less. Living the dream.

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DtAars

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Why am I not out for coffee with hot girls this am. Should have got into #hr ...

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The girls get so sooo sexy during the summmatime!

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Everytime I take public transit it makes me just want to fucking end it. How do these people do this everyday.

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“@StevStiffler: I'd rather cuddle and watch a movie with you, instead of going out to a party”@flaccid18 @chaseteron said no lad's lad ever.

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Me: Fuck it's snowing again, the range will be closed! Girl: Don't swear it's unbecoming. Me: Oh you can bet your ass i'll be be coming.

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. @flaccid18 “@StevStiffler: My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.”

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Did anyone else see that Eberle goal! Woowww sit on my face let me guess your weight!!!

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Just met a legit Eskimo! Fuckin sweet! #doesn'thappeneveryday

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Just talked to my buddy from #thefield. He just bought an eighty thousand dollar RV. Doesn't own his house yet. Smart play.

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If this broad puts this much mayo on my sandwich again tomorrow I'm gonna fuckin lose it.

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Me: Doctor said I can't party like its '91 every weekend. Bud: What the fuck do doctors know. Pull your tampon out and take some robitussin.

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Have degree in something totally useless. Happily unemployed in Van with dad's MasterCard! Never mind rest of Canada! Stop #northerngateway

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Quick enbridge! Build the #northerngateway this weekend while all misinformed hippies are at Coachella!