ToeWalkingKing

you haven't thought of the smell you bitch

[ToeWalkingKing @15SecNut]

i felt very cringe taking this

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

every time

[Rita Repulsive @myc0latt]

If i ever get back into dating and discover that someone i thought I'd really clicked with was using an ai assistant to manage our relationship the whole time i would kill myself in a way that redefines how the world thinks of suicide

[☆ tease｡✿.｡ @baebyfaceds]

Babies when you don’t hold their head:

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Subhuman retard country

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

When you have to post AI slop because in reality I mogged the living fuck out of her.

["IVY" @OPENSORECH0RUS]

Being the Only One that Does Dishes in ur house will Twist ur Mental Images of your roommates into something Ugly and Inhuman

[ToeWalkingKing @15SecNut]

low iq: miranda cosgrove looks like michael jackson

high iq: michael jackson looks like miranda cosgrove

[Mirage @MirageDjinn]

I deranked and the match quality improved

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

I’ll never get tired of twitter dawg 😭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

unbothered. wet. happy. in my goop. slopped up. squelching.

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[lamb @darkseavoyage]

His name is Slimy Simon and he just wants to glisten wetly from time to time

[ToeWalkingKing @15SecNut]

Everyone in line when I’m checking out with smoked salmon and rhubarb in the basket

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[ToeWalkingKing @15SecNut]

@AZNFontana @GucciCanti Both games are dope and sure you could argue there’s minimal resemblance between the 2 legendary whales. But, to ignore the context of almost every pal being an obvious dupe of some pokemon is crazy dick riding behavior.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Okay this is probably a stupid question but does the diarrhea explode out of you or do you diarrhea it out and it explodes some time later?

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.