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[Cesar @15cesar_]

My future wife probably laughing at her boyfriend’s lame ass jokes right now. Be patient queen, a real clown is on his way 🤡😃

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New ‘JUJUTSU KAISEN: MODULO’ promo trailer.

Animated by MAPPA.

[bread @pizzapurist]

asked a gym bro what he does if he has sugar cravings at night he said “brush teeth”

[autist @litteralyme0]

i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

[Shubh Agrawal @ShubhAgrawal26]

girlfriend took a joke as a joke and laughed it off instead of turning it into an argument

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

My fave part is when the lady on the right turns her head for a second and the insane beauty filter you’re using comes off 🤪

[SENYO @Senyyo]

2004 — Rejected Messi
2005 — Was getting pipped by this guy (her ex boyfriend)
2008 — Finally left her boyfriend for Messi because he’s now famous and rich.

Moral lesson : It’s okay to forgive and take back the girl who rejected you when you were struggling 🤗

[Duelist Yuya @TempestsArc]

Oh nah yall just horrible people

[Baseball's Not Dead @dead_baseball]

Had roommates that had never seen Die Hard so I decided to watch it with them. The entire movie they're doing chores and on their phones. At the end of the movie, one of them said "I didn't like it."

I asked him "why did the bad guys hold the building hostage?"...

[Zoey 🖤🤍 @zoeycyberkitty]

@dead_baseball watching classics with phone addicts is a form of heartbreak. i would have defended that movie like it was my man

[Mitaka Madness @WARDEVILHQ]

Convinced my cousin to watch chainsaw man S1 yesterday so we can go see the Reze arc tomorrow. THIS NIGGA FAVORITE CHARACTER IS MAKIMA ???

[𐙚 red ‧ ₊˚ @gyaruasa]

this is one of my favorite reze shots, seeing her true emotions after so much of her cheerful “facade” was just so raw

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This is how white people tell history.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

If a random white person simply walked up to and stabbed a nice law-abiding black person for no reason, it would be an apocalyptically huge national story used to impose sweeping political changes on the whole country.

[James Gunn @JamesGunn]

The wait has been worth it.
#Peacemaker, tonight, 9 pmEST on @hbomax.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

took her to a rage room & she started hitting ME

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[Crispy @CrispyShroom]

Those Nintendo Switch 2 games prices....

[SLO @SLOplays]

Please keep this art style for all future Dragon Ball projects 😭🙏

[Mike Harlow @NotMikeHarlow]

Frank Sinatra has 11 Grammys.
The Beatles have 7 Grammys.
Judy Garland had 2 Grammys.
The Rolling Stones have 3 Grammys.

Beyoncé has 33. 🙄 Most overrated artist of all time!