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KBBL is gonna give me something stupid

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Not too sure about this American @DaftLimmy reboot...they've absolutely butchered his Stripper sketch

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@barneyfarmer Politics
Under
Not
Keir

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@Danny_McMoomins If only Terry Nutkins was still knocking about...that would really put the naturalists amongst the pigeons

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@barneyfarmer Dead B Oddie

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@barneyfarmer I dont even have a coin to flip. I just say the first choice that comes into my head

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@Danny_McMoomins Or if he simply wants to enter the gurning contest at the Egremont Cran Fair in Cumbria

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@Danny_McMoomins The phone extension for his office is 442

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@Danny_McMoomins With the amount of pixels on that picture, Im guessing that was on a WhatsApp from Robert the Bruce

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@Danny_McMoomins Deacon Bleu

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@Danny_McMoomins Probably paying more than a grand for a World Cup ticket to run 5k.

The gym near me has a pay and play for £8.50.

What a mug

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@Danny_McMoomins They found out how she got killed

It was Widda-comb

(With a comb)

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@Danny_McMoomins Fancy a quick pint after work?

Nah I'm alright. I've got this bottle of homemade moonshine I'll have in the dark at home

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@Danny_McMoomins @SkySportsNews Should've had Doctor Congo announce it

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Considering the weather, you just know that there is some mad 90 year old sat in their house with a massive coat on

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@Danny_McMoomins Methinks.....with Mooms

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@Danny_McMoomins Also Anth-gone-y Dead

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@Dermo___ @jonnyrmitch Great shout with Idlewild there Dermo!

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@Danny_McMoomins Or papped enjoying a nice fishing trip, the headline could be DAME JUDI TENCH

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@Danny_McMoomins Disposal BBQ on the Moors again?

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@Danny_McMoomins Bang a brace in against FC Schnitzel

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@Danny_McMoomins I need your clothes....your boots...and your p's and q's