@TheEllenShow I’m with someone who insists on taking a shower before every Zoom meeting...but who would lament about taking a shower after 4 hours of soccer in SoCal heat before dinner! #ImWithSomeoneWhoBLANKS
#KidQuotes 9 year old: Did uncle Brett get his nuts cut off?
Me: huh, what do you mean...why?
9 year old: Because he has no kids. Like what was done to our cat for him not make babies.