.

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

this would probably fix my life

[xo, jas¹⁰⁰⁹ ˙⋆.˚ ♡ @jasxcals]

can we normalize cancelling plans because you feel fat as fuck

[` @schiz04renic]

imagine liking a guy so much you have to block him for your own peace

[briana ☪︎ @xbrianaax]

the best sex is always with someone who pisses you off

[𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗺𝘆💗 @Urfv_shammy]

it feels sooooo good when you finally give up on a nigga.

[tha real slim shady @rvulykcul]

those u gay or straight videos be KILLING me bc every nigga say da last nigga gay 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

last stage of your iPhone is when you carry a power bank everywhere

[🦋 @mahammasghar]

a toxic relationship has more love and chemistry than a healthy one but that's a conversation y'all are not ready for.

[uj @umeshjj7]

living in canada is realizing your weather app has become the most-opened app on your phone.

[Michael @mic_mazz]

POV: Meeting up with friends in Toronto on July 15, 2026

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

If I was famous I would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately I love talking about myself

[Saniddhya @Saniddhya5]

Those random seasonal fan girls calling Ronaldo a r*pist are so annoying, they probably saw the most random article on existence and their entire source of information is Instagram reels, they don't know a thing and act like some intellectual

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

One day we flirting next day we the mbappe special

[YT @tolafolaa]

for example nothing

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

Lock in buddy you gotta finish your Dad's story

[Sporting Adeptos @Sporting_CPAdep]

💚 @Cristiano

[Ballers In God @BallersinGod]

Cristiano Ronaldo 🗣️✝️: "I lack nothing in life. God has been very generous."

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​Cristiano Ronaldo:

​"Even if I win the World Cup, I won't be higher than I am, and even if I don't win, I won't be any less.

​Praise be to God, I lack nothing. God has been very generous to me."

[🤠 @bvnnyalt]

God I love soft dumbification. The “let your thoughts go, you don’t need them” and “no thinking, that’s for me to do” I have to just obey when they’re being so sweet about it. How could I not let my brain be wiped when you’re so polite in telling me?

[lina ໒꒱ིྀ @n6aivee]

fake sympathy is ssso hot like yes call me a poor baby and pout back at me when im pouting ><