Ally

shut up

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[TSA @TSA]

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

I don't know that words will ever be able to adequately express how insane it feels to sit at a desk and respond to trivial emails while the President of the United States threatens to destroy an entire civilization.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[rio @dior333rio]

why are you 30 and pissing me off

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Are you just going to lie in bed all day?

Would you judge a frog for resting on a lily pad, criticize a flower for enjoying the sun, or question the moon for only showing up at night?

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature

[Johnny @htownrocket78]

Supreme Leader is like regular leader but with sour cream and tomatoes.

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[calypso @abeqne]

rip amy Winehouse you would have loved vapes

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

why do people say “they got off scott free” who the fuck is scott

[Hunnyyyy @shutuphunnyyy]

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

[IGGY AZALEA @IGGYAZALEA]

I want to violently bang my head into a wall over and over again

[professional booger flicker @CIGBOOFER69]

I’m semi woke I love saying retarded and fаggоt

[erika @yeeeerika]

"let her cook" except it's me and my heated blanket turned up to the highest setting

[Kissy @kissywild82]

Be the reason someone can’t use your name for their baby

[َ @5akssss]

life got so serious i stopped taking pics

[MikeyBets @RealMikeyBets]

Can’t kick my quesadilla addiction. I had 11 in the last 48 hours

[beep @beepbat]

Are you always filled with puke or is puke just puke when it leaves you