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[k c @16Days]

@CAPSPayroll hey caps! I need employment verification from you to qualify for a mortgage- who can I call?!? I’ve been working as a stage hand in New Jersey for many years.

[k c @16Days]

@StephanieAbrams where's Nab!?! I miss him!

[E! News @enews]

Our ideal Christmas tree:

[Coca-Cola @CocaCola]

Retweet to #HelpThePolarBear! Txt HOME this wknd only to 357357, donate $1 to @WWF & we’ll match up to $1MM http://t.co/zKCxrbSv

[k c @16Days]

@rare_bird15 what are you doing on here reject? Stalking @TheRyanAdams I'm sure.

[k c @16Days]

@TheRyanAdams amazing show my man. You never disappoint :-)

[k c @16Days]

@TheRyanAdams so pumped to see you tonight in Philly...can you tell which song I would die for you to sing? This would make me very happy!

[The Walking Dead @WalkingDead_AMC]

Follow and Retweet for a chance to win The Walking Dead Season One on DVD #WalkingDeadDVD

[Goodreads @goodreads]

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." http://t.co/uXZO05OG
#quoteoftheday

[k c @16Days]

@bflay pleeeeease make your burger palaces bigger! The food is so awesome, they're always packed!

[k c @16Days]

Goooooo @chucksdayoff ! #nextironchef

[k c @16Days]

dear snow, f off. #snowtober

[k c @16Days]

Had a dream last night that I had a bomb strapped to my body and the only way to prevent it from going of was to walk backwards.

[k c @16Days]

Pick me to see @TheAvettBros on tour on 2/27 Cleveland, OH House of Blues! Visit www.theavettbrothers.com!

[k c @16Days]

Pick me to see @TheAvettBros on tour on 2/27 Cleveland, OH House of Blues!
Visit www.theavettbrothers.com!

[k c @16Days]

Pick me to see @TheAvettBros on tour on 2/27 Cleveland, OH House of Blues! Visit www.theavettbrothers.com!

[k c @16Days]

Pick me to see @TheAvettBros on tour on 2/27 Cleveland, OH House of Blues! Visit www.theavettbrothers.com!

[k c @16Days]

Pick me to see @TheAvettBros on tour [Insert Concert Date of Choice] ! Visit www.theavettbrothers.com!

[k c @16Days]

@jamietoohey omg you have a blackberry!??!?! I can't wait to see which one you got tonight!

[k c @16Days]

one of the lights in my ceiling fan just blew out and scared the shit out of me. isn't this representitive of my mood...extra darkness