nick fletcher

[nick fletcher @16nickf1032]

You know you've failed when zombies have a better sex life than you

[Fact @Fact]

There exists a mineral named Cummingtonite.

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Got fined for doing 69 in the friendzone.

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"You had me at Halo" - Gamer pick-up line.

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I didn't invite you to my braai so why are you all up in my grill?

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SOMEONE CALLED ME A VIRGIN AND I ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY JUMPED OFF THE HOUSE IN NUKETOWN.

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Studying LO is like reading a Carte Blanche episode.

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*white guy doesn't get invited to a party* ah shot for the invite hey.

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And then Jesus said unto Thandi, "come fourth to greatness my child". But Thandi came fifth and received a Mangwanani Day Spa voucher.

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Yolo Swaggins And The Fellowship Of The Bling.

[nick fletcher @16nickf1032]

Pisa has the second highest number of nazi's in the world

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

I'VE SEEN BETTER MARKING ON MATRIC EXAMS IN LIMPOPO.

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Even Oscar Pistorius has a stronger defence than Brazil.

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

The only Brazilian highlights are the ones in Neymar's hair.

[nick fletcher @16nickf1032]

At least my friends can drive 👌

[nick fletcher @16nickf1032]

Don't trust people who are always on their phones when they're with you but never text you back

[nick fletcher @16nickf1032]

If only girls commented on eachother's Instagram posts more ..

[nick fletcher @16nickf1032]

How's that for a solid 69th tweet ?