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[B @1705bh]

@PardonMyTake Fuck

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison:

"They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

Standing O for Max as he exits his start, could be his final start in DC.

[Josh Chambers @JoshChambers]

Drew Brees explains why he rejected Nick Saban, a yacht and the Miami Dolphins for a destroyed New Orleans franchise:

“On paper, it was Miami all the way. Miami had Nick Saban. They had just come off a 9–7 season. Defense was lights out. They were running the same offense we were running.”

“I’m sitting there eating dinner on Wayne Huizenga’s yacht. He’s talking about playing golf in Scotland every summer. No state income tax. I’m like, ‘Dude, this is wallpaper. Miami, here I come.’”

“New Orelans was six months post-Katrina. They just hired some unknown head coach named Sean Payton. Who is this guy?”

“I’m in Miami in an MRI tube for two hours just aching. They stick these big needles in my shoulder to test the nerve endings. I got this feeling of doubt. They don't really think I will be able to play. Their doctors said I had a 25% chance of coming back and playing again.”

“I go to New Orleans and it was like, ‘You are our guy.’ Sean Payton and Mickey Loomis said, ‘We’re building this offense around you.’”

“They did everything they could to roll out the red carpet despite all the circumstances. New Orleans was still destroyed.”

“Houses were off their foundations. There was a Chevy truck upside down in a living room. The car stops, and there’s a tugboat in the middle of the road.”

“I’m looking at my wife like, ‘Are you seeing what I’m seeing?’”

“It was one of those moments where it's like this is so much bigger than just football. We get to be part of the resurrection of one of America’s greatest cities.”

“This is God’s calling in our life. And that was the determining factor.”

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

The next 9 months of your life will be determined by what you do here.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Morgan Wallen brought out Jack & Quinn Hughes for his walkout in Ann Arbor 🔥

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Arguably the greatest ESPN commercial ever made was Steve Irwin wrestling an alligator that casually walked out of the elevator

[On3 @On3]

5 more Saturdays until College Football returns⏳

https://t.co/5fj3abZ9rf

[Danielle @daniyrselfclean]

Known Padres fan and amazin actress Emma Stone clearly has done her research on how to look like a #Mets fan!

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

The biggest mistake in Vikings history was letting Sam Darnold go.

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Consequences of this policy:

- More money leaves your state
- More jobs leave your state
- No incentive for the wealthy to buy a property in NYC
- Property value drops
- More construction workers lose jobs
- Realtors lose income.

What’s your point with this policy?

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Hulk Hogan passed away one year ago today 🕊️

[New York Post Sports @nypostsports]

"The Mets have the highest salary in baseball, and they lose all the time!"

President Donald Trump snuck in a jab at the Mets during a Georgia rally

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

Eyes on the ultimate prize 🏆

#CFP @OleMissFB

[The Next Round @NextRoundLive]

Pete Golding doesn't expect the Lane Kiffin talk to go away after Ole Miss hosts LSU on September 19th:

"Do you have an ex? Are you married? If you do get married and you have an ex that your wife knows about. She doesn't ever end. She's never dead."

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Florida's Jon Sumrall on his and Lane Kiffin's offseason coaching moves:

"Lane said we're going through the same thing. I said no we're not. You're leaving an SEC school. I'm leaving Tulane. If any university said I couldn't coach in the playoff, I don't think I would have taken the job."

(h/t @Brett_McMurphy)

https://t.co/cds1f1fn0W

[Peter Millar @petermillar]

Yes.

[John Hyland 💙🟦 @QuoteThisSports]

John Maine was a better Met than Freddy Peralta. Let that sink in for a sec.

[One hard Truth @one_hardTruth]

I come back to this video when life doesn't go as planned...

[1jose0 @1Jose_0]

Chargers training camp is just around the corner Ryan