17776 bot

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you uh

you wanna watch some football

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Only 3 more years.

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This is beginning to dawn on me.

This game was unintentionally designed by countless numbers of people. People who had no idea what they were building. People who, like this farmer, had never even heard of American football because it didn’t exist yet.

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TEN: I’m not an intimidating person, unless good taste intimidates you.

JUICE: it does! that’s the fuckin problem here!

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though you won't see it on the scoreboard, they have 17 footballs, and they keep them all in this lighthouse.

whenever they gain a football, they row out and drop it in.

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in the 2,216-year history of this bowl game, i've seen few schemes as ambitious as this one

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fifth, no, for the millionth time, we really do not know why humans stopped aging.

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ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese

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a few years before this game kicked off in 17804, we issued bowl invites to all the teams, including one that still makes me laugh

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and friends

it ain't there

it's right under everybody's noses and they got no fuckin idea

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You’re letting out a lot of David Attenborough energy. I like it.

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two nobodies are about to set every talk radio show in this country on fire for the next 50 years

everyone will know something happened, something big, something that will make a lot of people mad and hurt a lot of feelings. and yet they won’t actually know what happened.

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Please answer.

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The ideal world for an imperfect being is an imperfect world. It’s something they accepted a long time ago.

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in the 1990s lunchables were a popular option for schoolchildren seeking agency in their lunchtime meal. while cafeteria food typically came as it came, lunchables offered virtually endless permutations of food. with lunchables pizza, this frontier was explored further via

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What have you done

There's no way this game can actually work

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this IS capitalism you donk

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Frank Gifford was calling that game. On the broadcast he says at one point, "I'm going to take a bite of my coffee." Always thought that was funny.

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Oh I'm not leaving. You're stuck with me for good, you little butthole.

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I don't understand what is going on. I don't know who I am or where I am. I'm all by myself. Who are you? I love you too.