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the realest shit i ever twote, so when i finish tweetin’ this imma slit my throat

[PaidPal @17Derrty8]

@AviTheDirector nigga went to the absolute worst case scenario

[PaidPal @17Derrty8]

@Absolunar this some Wishmaster type shit. gotta be more specific i guess lol

[mr online @Absolunar]

Lmao

[PaidPal @17Derrty8]

@TLOZAY88 government mandated lmao

[Wrestle OG! @MMax_44]

Greatest tweet of all time.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Hello world: a 15 minute old lamb

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

A Scottish Highland cow born just two hours ago
🤍 🩶

[Sean Don @BigSean]

💎

[moose 🐦‍🔥 @usermooseontwt]

Fastest fold ive ever seen 😭

[KΞRL_✂️ @KRL_defi_]

Jameis Winston says he didn’t spend his first NFL paycheck, even after seeing $13.4 million in his bank account for the first time.

Ndamukong : “From your first time understanding what you came into as a first-round draft pick, what did you spend your first check on?”

Jameis Winston : “Man, I didn't even touch my first league check. In those first few years, I was getting a lot of endorsement money.”

“I don't remember specifically how much the check was, but the first time I looked at my bank account, I saw $13.4 million.”

“Seeing eight figures in my account for the first time, I was like, 'Yeah, I made it.' But I didn't touch it. I just wanted to look at it.”

“My first big purchase was a fancy, La-Z-Boy style massage chair for my grandma Winston.”

“It cost about $4,600 and had the built-in compartments to massage your legs and back.”

“My grandma was a diabetic and worked as a nurse clerk, so seeing the smile on her face and how much it helped her daily life was everything.”

“Growing up, the only time you ever saw a vibrating chair was at the mall. Getting her that chair is my real claim to fame.”

[. @ForeverElSanto]

bro

[🎱ℐudi ℐai 🧜🏼‍♀️ @JUDiJAiKRAZi]

Who the hell is that??? 😭

[EYHU | Workin Day n Night Arc @EYHUisME]

He tryna have y’all outside looking like a bionicle

[MEISTER THE FINAGLER @Da_ROACHmeister]

Bruh did dis nigga Shamgodd cancel??? OMFG

[Trill Hank Hill™️ @oakcliffsteppa2]

Well take me to the king then

[PaidPal @17Derrty8]

@CommanderSZN @TheHoopCentral @MindOfBron FACTS!!! nigga said take it off lol

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

This three-point celebration from Jon Elmore. 😮‍💨🥶

(h/t @MindOfBron)