Mayno 17

[Mayno 17 @17Mayno]

Get him on the staff, looks like the players need it 😂😂😂😂

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

👀

[Chris Kamara @chris_kammy]

Sad day & still hurts 😢 even though it was 35 years ago. No football fan should ever go to a match ⚽️ never to return home RIP

[Mayno 17 @17Mayno]

🤣🤣🤣

[Bowman @steven___bowman]

Working tonight @chris_kammy ?

[Mayno 17 @17Mayno]

@MarcusRashford the lion king

[MR @MarcusRashford]

A few people have asked me about the jigsaw that I have been working on. If someone can correctly guess which puzzle it is, I will reward them with two tickets to an upcoming game at OT vs Fulham. Good luck! ✌️🏾

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

A broken plane,
A broken dream.
A broken heart,
A broken team.
No word said,
A silent vow..
We loved you then.
We love you now❤️🌹

[Mayno 17 @17Mayno]

Really is how mad the world has gone

[steve @bagshaw2112]

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Wes Burns scores a TRIVELA for Ipswich🤯

Best goal you’ll see today 😮‍💨

[Fan MC 🇾🇪 @MichaelCarrickx]

🔥😮‍💨

[Paul Manc Bald and Bred @MufcWonItAll2]

Sir Matt Busby looking out over the Manchester United trinity.

What a picture man. ❤️

[🐝Danielle🐝 @Larkin1033]

@RayRayOfficial She lives in my area. A just giving page was set up last night with the hopes of reaching £500. It’s currently at £4,370 🥰

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING! Aleksandar Mitrovic has told relatives he will never play for Fulham again after the club valued him at £52m.

It’s understood he’s angry at being priced out of a move having been the subject of two failed bids from Al-Hilal. 🚨

[Mayno 17 @17Mayno]

Thoughts are with you and the family x

[Tyson @UnitedTyson]

Prayers out to our greatest ever GK 🙏🏽

[Mayno 17 @17Mayno]

What a cunt hope he never gets a kicking

[Darren Webb @United_Webby]

What a absolute prick 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬hope you get the most the authorities can give you

[Mayno 17 @17Mayno]

Best CB in the league this season in my opinion @LisandrMartinez

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

🚨🇦🇷 Lisandro Martinez: "Now every game is a final and you have to play with passion. You have to be ready, sharp, fight for the three points. Otherwise, I think you don't respect this club. You always have to fight, fight for the badge." #MUFC ❤️

[Mayno 17 @17Mayno]

Absolutely fantastic happy birthday @fmuamba6 can still see the day it all happened and so glad it turned out the way it did so you can live your best life x

[fabrice muamba @fmuamba6]

Thank God for adding another year in my life. Thank you guys for the birthday wishes and all the kind messages ❤️

[fabrice muamba @fmuamba6]

Thank God for adding another year in my life. Thank you guys for the birthday wishes and all the kind messages ❤️

[C W Gordon @CraigGordon1]

Incredible scenes right now with @campbellclaret on bbc news re @GaryLineker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mayno 17 @17Mayno]

This is fucking disgusting

[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

Always remembered. Forever in our hearts. #MUFC ❤️🌹