Mallorie

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

BETTY NO

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

I just put together that these 2 are the same person...🤯
@CharlesEsten #OuterBanks #TheOffice

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

@MichelobULTRA I do love me a Michael Bob

[kathleen @kathleen_hanley]

blake panicking around the new mexico resort after trying to pick out an engagement ring #TheBacheloretteFinale #TheBachelorette

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

@TheNotoriousMMA left #UFC264 with a broken ankle & I left with a broken heart because of it..

*sips my proper twelve* he’s still the goat tho🇮🇪

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

@Venmo

[Venmo @Venmo]

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Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

@4CLearning Came out of left field!

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

NOT where I saw this going

[Kerry @kerrywilsonx]

Me after watching #2HEARTS thinking I was in for some cute love story

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

@lindseeys01 Bro. I was like “this is too cheesy.” Next thing I knew I was SOBBING.

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

@maryes425 @javasok this is true

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

2 hours into my last day of student teaching & this is what I’ve heard from my middle school students:

• You’re not allowed to leave.
• Don’t die this summer!
• I’m going to get you a teacher survival kit with candy and ibuprofen.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Welcome to THE Chicago Bears, @justnfields!

#BearsDraft | 🐻⬇️

[Zane Bearden @ZaneBearden]

Me: Im so over college

Also me: a masters degree sure would look nice on my wall.....

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

Middle School Student: Wait so who are you??

My teacher: She’s my student teacher...

Another Student: She’s not YOUR student teacher. You don’t own her. She’s not an object! **Z Snaps**

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

@4CLearning

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

My grandpa just called and then says “hang on let me put you on Facebook again.” He meant FaceTime 💀😂

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

@seeeeerah22 You’re a #survivor

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

why are laminators so intimidating

[Mallorie @17_malmal]

In math class:

Student: I need help! Dispatch to my current location.

Me: