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[Fred Schultz @FredSchultz35]

He’s going places. 😂😎🕺🔥

[Palmer Black @PalmerBlackPHX]

November 9, 2019: Tyler Shelvin carries Joe Burrow off the field after beating Alabama

Today: Tyler Shelvin carries Joe Burrow off the field after an 18-point comeback to make it to the Super Bowl

[em @17emutz]

why am i ALWAYS second choice

[em @17emutz]

i posted something about my mental health yesterday and the amount of people that reached out amazed me. i seriously have the best people in my life 🤍

[em @17emutz]

time check: 12:56 am
and i would like nothing more than to absolutely demolish about 5 pounds of mashed potatoes rn. they just sound so friggen tasty at all hours of the day.

[em @17emutz]

it’s currently 12:30am and i am sitting on my roof and crying while listening to my sad bitch playlist. a lil something i like to call ✨poor people therapy✨

[em @17emutz]

new drunk alter ego unlocked last night at underground. meet chad.

[em @17emutz]

Kate McKinnon is one funny mf and nobody is changing my mind about that

[em @17emutz]

olivia, my girl, next time you plan an dropping a song like “enough for you” can you send me an email one month in advance so i can prepare my emotions??? you had me crying on my way to walmart and i had to pull over cause i couldn’t see through the tears🥴

[em @17emutz]

ohhhhhh baby i’m going to cry. i’m so FRICKEN excited.

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Just know this was years in the making.

My new album The Off-Season available everywhere 5/14

[em @17emutz]

okay i love being a dang comedian but i’m getting realllll friggen tired of just being the “funny friend”

[em @17emutz]

#NewProfilePic

[em @17emutz]

“you shouldn’t make jokes about your mental health” shawty if i can’t laugh about it then what am i suppose to do about it??? cry??? I THINK THE FUCK NOT. we’re going to keep giggling.

[em @17emutz]

I LOVE THIS MAN

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Here is the Moment I Got to Tell a Stoolie His Cancer is In Remission

A nice reminder to appreciate every day because nothing is guaranteed in life. You might as well laugh and enjoy it the best you can and not sweat the small stuff.

[em @17emutz]

if i can have a whole conversation with you about music and we recommend songs to each other you’re probably in my list of top 10 favorite humans ever.

[em @17emutz]

@_hollywolf dang right and erins opinion is the only that matters 😇

[em @17emutz]

oh you think i’m ugly? well my moms facebook friends think i am a “cutie patootie” so yeah your opinion is irrelevant

[em @17emutz]

dear men, you are very pretty but yikes you guys are mean.

[em @17emutz]

that’s it. i’m turning my twitter into a fan page for this man. like i seriously don’t know what it is about him but i just want him to ruin my life in every possible way

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Barstool Pizza Review - Pizza De Miami (Miami Beach, FL)