Space Cadets 🚀

stupid shit we do but mostly stupid fucking things heather says out loud

[Space Cadets 🚀 @17hbraatz]

taylor: how old are you guys?
heather & leah simultaneously: “24” “25”
leah: heather you’re 25
heather: wait really??? i thought i was 24
😂😂😂

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and it’s only Tuesday…🤣

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i’ll have a kids burger cheese meal and uhhh lemonade…

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because it’s not THEM making it

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i can’t do karaoke unless everyone is paying attention to me

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you gotta get a kwik trip quedit card

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stairs: 3. heather, aby AND leah: 0.

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stairs: 2. heath & aby: 0.

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“she was still wearing diapers at 14!!”

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my esophagus is leaking

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i don’t recommend cat food for your bday dinner

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“i would totally suck a shot out of an udder”

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wise words

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“hover boarding”

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“i’m fertilizing”

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he was a nice guy 😅

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I don’t like to go in car washes by myself because I get claustrophobic 😅 anyone else?

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ho ho ho 🎅🏼

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“butt seaters”

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“ooh red solo cup makes you feel dirty?”