AJo ⑰

one day i was walking around and found a beautiful rose quartz and serenity door. then i open the door which causes me to slipped into the diamond life hard. 💎

[AJo ⑰ @17ismyult]

Threads 👇👇

[𝙎𝙖𝙧𝙖 @sagrnjo]

“what type of girls
do you like?”
“... I'm gay”

[cici ⁷ saw bts @yzhoutini]

GIVE ME MY MAN BACKKKKKKK

comm. by @sushwie_ 🩷

[skyy 🌦️ @catastyph]

—gymrat ushijima wakatoshi (26) 🔞
three tweets
.
when it's his day but her gf is away, yet what's a birthday without a surprise?

[nana @frozenjas]

zayne fuck you fr!! (literally) (please)

[Asa @mondkatzen]

tau ga sih.... gatau ya aku lupa tp udh lama. aku pernah pesen shpeefood, tp aku malah kekunci di kos. meanwhile bapaknya nungguin di depan kos.... trus bapaknya nanya "kak dimana" aku jg panik... akhirnya aku bilang "pak saya kekunci pak😭 tolong bukain dari luar" dan---

[alice @heartinsani]

he is SO MY BOYFRIEND actually

[顎削り会長 @ago_kaicho]

これみたらわかるけど、ほんと垢抜けって言葉が1番似合う女だと思う。同一人物とは思えん。まるで別人。

[kana @pamacotta]

🔞 Personal Trainer Iwaizumi Hajime

Semenjak dia tau kamu punya onlyfans, dia jadi rajin beli konten kamu. Punya notif khusus tiap kamu up konten baru.

Makin kesini makin suka godain kamu juga lewat chat. Apalagi semenjak kamu disuruh 'strength test' berdua di kantornya🤭

[Choikangz🍰🏒Yeodeservesbetter @yeochzycake]

ketawa bgt gw bangsat😭😭😭

[txt keluhan warga konoha @keluhkesahkonoh]

sepupuku ngomong gini

👩🏻: “aku cuma lulusan sma tapi bisa dapet suami abdi negara, kamu yang sarjana dan jadi guru malah nggak dapet, padahal kan abdi negara biasanya pengen sama guru atau perawat”

lah ya cocok lulusan sma dapet suami abdi negara, kan sama sama lulusan sma wkwkwk

ingin banget jawab kayak gitu tapi manusia berpendidikan nggak akan merendahkan orang lain

[love, m @BabyMjoon]

naik tj ada bapak-bapak lansia
pramusapa : “bapak turun mana? mau dicariin kursi?”
bapak : “deket, ngga usah”

pas udah jalan, bapaknya ngomong gini
“nape dicariin kursi, kan kursinye gabisa dibawa pulang, kursinya nempel”

bjir men pada ketawa

[👼🏻💫 @wwlc1004]

ahjuicy

[FAKTA UNIK DUNIA @Dunia_berita09]

PAWAI AGUSTUSAN CORE🇮🇩
🤣🤣
LUCU DAN UNIK SEKALI
COBA "SCREENSHOT" PALING LUCU MANA?😁😄

[kei ּ ֶָ֢. @cheriespiencake]

#jujutsukaisen step brother! itadori yuji (25) x fem! reader (23) one tweet fan fiction 🔞

step siblings apakah ini... 😧

[icedhoneytea @iced_honey_tea]

Seventeen is not real. Entire Kpop industry in crisis with groups falling apart, and they're over here complaining about not being each other's emergency contacts.

[klaha @KurooHiroo]

" I want it that
way ~ "
" TELL ME WHY"

[mir @coupsistt]

PLEASE MAKE HIM SULKY FOREVER PLEASE