jessienotjessica

what you do today is important because you're exchanging a day of your life for it

[jessienotjessica @17lissner]

this is, without a doubt, the most amazing video I’ve EVER seen 😍😧

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

can we talk about the editing in this Nike commercial holy crap

[jessienotjessica @17lissner]

🚨Selling tickets for the Rascal Flatts tour!🚨

Friday February 14, 2025 @ 7:00 pm at Charleston Coliseum in Charleston, WV. Section 233, aisle seats 😎 perfect for a Valentine’s Day date!

PM/DM if interested, willing to negotiate price. Please share!

[jessienotjessica @17lissner]

@lukecombs Whoever you turn out to be 🥹

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Signed 5 copies of the new album, so repost, like the photo and reply with your favorite song and I’ll randomly pick some winners!

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

this is literally all i fucking WANTTTT

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Huge fumble by Disney. National Treasure 3 could have 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and so long as the trailer has Nic Cage say something insane like "FDR's wheelchair isn't just a wheelchair, it's a map" I am there opening night.

[Jared @RealJardChatty]

I really just can’t understand how this is our reality…. AGAIN. There tens of millions of eligible candidates for presidency & the best we can find is two white men pushing 80 to run the supposed greatest country in the world??? I’m sorry, it’s pathetic

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

There was nothing more beautiful than a group of strangers coming together to produce this entire cinematic storyline:

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

you know what that was the most unserious performance ever and i’m so glad he agreed to do it cause i loved every moment of it

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

“There is nothing Christian about Christian Nationalism.”

[𝙰𝚂𝙷🍁 @ashelai_]

this applies to things like pizza toppings, not human rights btw

[retrobanos @sillyliltornado]

You poor babies :(

[Aaron @aar0n_nt]

Bro there’s real tears in my eyes this is the best Harry Potter summary/explanation ever

[hails @thehaileemurphy]

not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

btw if there was a photo of me out there that looked like this you’d never be able to tell me shit again. my head would be so big I wouldn’t fit thru the door

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

You know who's not on the Epstein list? Drag Queens who read children stories in libraries

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

Child. Molestation. Insurance.

Just take that in. They rape children so much in religious institutions that a whole insurance industry exists to save them from being bankrupted by all the lawsuits.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU'RE EMAILING ME? IT'S DECEMBER 20TH - AND YOU'RE EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!?