Paul Rayner

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@ZacJamesUnwin It better be for cool as fuck reason

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@danpirt @piersmorgan I know makes you wanna puke

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@OfficialMAOAM big bag of pinballs today, not one green. Is this a sign the end of the world is nigh?

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@F1 Pathetic decision, is that because @SilverstoneUK have printed 6 time winner t shirts already?

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@SkySportsF1 10 second penalty, who are the stewards for this race? Lewis Hamilton’s family?

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@danpirt Buy a new alarm

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I #ScrumTogether with @DoveMen to win #ENGvAUS tickets. Pick your match by 8pm & you could too https://t.co/TtjOXVVNJc

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@nigelmansell Vet Ham Ver

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@Morrisons how can you have a store full of eggs but your cafe not be able to make me an omelette as they have no eggs?

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Barnsley town centre, what an utter shit hole. How do they hope to regenerate that with all the mouth breathing trolls wandering around?

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@ZacJamesUnwin Biggest wanker I know

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When in motorway services, at what point do people think "I'm gonna wipe shit halfway up the door"?

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@ZacJamesUnwin Tha not on thi own pal

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@nigelmansell @f1pictures I hope no one uncovers my alter ego Ned Flanders

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When @BTCare have you waiting five minutes thinking they are helping you and come back answer other people's queries instead

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@NECRestoShow @mikebrewer @AntAnstead Ed China's looking rough

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@eds_easy_diner losing the pickle off the plate was bad enough, but now your coleslaw tastes like supermarkets own brand. Sort it out

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@AsdaServiceTeam no they didn't help at all other than the numerous times it locked up. Will staff be manning tills after 8pm shortly?

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@AsdaServiceTeam no I spoke with an Asda employee who stated management said no one on tills after 8pm, awkward with full trolley