The 17th Man

The humour of the last player picked on every Australian Cricket Tour. India 2014-15, UAE and South Africa 2014, tour diaries out now

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0/10 for crowd management by @ABCTV at The Piano tonight

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Come to think of it, his head would implode, wouldn’t it.

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I never wish the current Australian team anything but success - but the idea of them losing the 5th test by an innings and a million and still bringing The Ashes home would be worth it just to watch Piers Morgan’s head explode. #ashes #TheAshes #ENGvsAUS

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BazBall is dead. Long live PatBall. #ashes #bazball

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Not sure how many tickets they sold for @BluesfestByron but they will not be able to manage this crowd when Oils come on. @midnightoilband

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@gradecricketer #putoutyourballs

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@gradecricketer If only we had the Ball of the Century in high def.

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RIP Shane Warne #shanewarne #putoutyourballs

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The only thing worse than Australia’s batting is Dave Warner’s commentary. #t20 #nzvaus

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Joe Burns first picked for Boxing Day, no easy path for return of Warner.#ausvind

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Indian bowling looking thin here without Ishant Sharma #ausvind

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If an ODI happens with no crowd and no one watching on TV, did it happen at all? #odi #ausvnz

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So, Wade the night watchman is in after Smith nicked off. #scg #ausvnz

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Farewell, Bananaman! #ausvnz #mcg @petersiddle403

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Would love to see Walters or Hussey or Ponting feasting on this short medium pace tripe from Wagner. #ausvnz

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How good is Siddle! #ausvnz

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Can’t believe Slats just asked Head about the declaration. Likewise one of the interviewers asking Patto about the umpiring yesterday. Completely inappropriate, they know those guys can’t comment on that stuff. #ausvnz #7cricket @7Cricket

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The sight of Southee dropping back 25m after Smith checked the field was not very edifying. #ausvnz #mcg #bodyline

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How good is KFC? If the kids don’t grow dumb due to all the grease they’re eating, skipping out on exams will do it! Please drop this advert @Channel7. @cricketAus, you should be ashamed. #ausvnz