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One fat, one short, one lean

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Dah bih tuh, dah bih gah

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Crimson sour cherry fanta

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Dawg I was freezing my ass of out there drinking an iced americano

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I’m doing better now, I got me a chocolate bar - j.cole

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Just a boy listening to baddest of them all. Hoping that one day I can pop my pussy like Grisha did.

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Brother don’t blame it on the tartare

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I love how loud New York is. I’ve been farting CONSTANTLY and no one can tell.

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Should’ve bought some real estate. My dumbass bought a chain.

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Absolutely hounded that burrito. Woof woof.

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The plum wine will be the death of me

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Lebrons inside me, healing me.

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This is the same as getting head in the whip and not crashing it

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Cheese dripping off my soft pretzel. Mogging penn station.

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I’m blasting future in my Peter millar Q-Z doing a little dance at my standing desk.

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The pack leader always rewards his nest with restaurant ideas

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It’s a gorgeous 51 degrees out. Time to put on some baggy jeans and over pay for a Guinness.

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Do you think they’d give me a tv show? I think they’d give me a tv show.

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In little Italy like Stanley Tucci searching for pasta in the shape of sturdy Italian women.

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You’re wearing linens, I’m wearing blankets hoe

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Shaq’tin a fool