Mary Ransom

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

ladies and gentlemen she’s going soft 😂

[tired @Theflawedgoddes]

Who knew owning a puppy would turn into me enjoying watching him eat a carrot

[Lilithunfair @bebegothqueer]

Utah freeways calling out your lonely ass

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

I too have eyes as majestic as soup

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

@noah_cisneros I mean thanks but it’s a preset playlist 😂

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

I just spent the last 30 minutes deleting old cringey tweets of a past relationship 😂😵 help

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

Brb I'll be in Cali until 2019

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

@kitcadi 🙋

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

@kitcadi if she ever has a kid https://t.co/nAbx6I881i

[ALEESHA CAME @tadhgmurray]

Just overheard a woman say "no offence but who the fuck do you think you are?!" to her no-more-than-a-few-months-old baby

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

Get a boyfriend that has $45 https://t.co/Nmo8kexwqL

[relatable @byreIatable]

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.50

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

me when I talk during movies https://t.co/GX08n97bJe

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

I heard a 5 year old sing It's Tricky by Run-D.M.C. #faithinhumanityrestored

[Nick Valencia @nickvalencianew]

Alyssa McNerney, 25, college student, says she came out to highlight the hypocrisy within the Republican Party #NotMyPresident protestor

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

@5678_kate if she was the pianist https://t.co/8Qht1r5G0O

[Classy Mormon Girls @classymormons]

Our sacrament pianist is so extra. He really just did a mini solo and then a key change for the last verse🙄

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

It's not a proper going away gift unless it has the potential to kill someone -dear old Dad

[Mary Ransom @1800breadstick]

retweeting for the Mormons 😝 https://t.co/e7SUPPUTyU

[rena gal @VintageValyn]

Happy national best friend day ft Mary Berry @1800breadstick