Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED
Ducks : In a fucking row
Horses : HELD
Eggs: In so many baskets
Bigger Fish : Fried
Ace : Up my sleeve
2 Birds : Stoned
my kids literally won’t believe my life…living through ebola, killer clowns, global shutdown from covid, people wearing ethikas outside, kidnapping another countries president, a meaningless war AND $5 gas. i almost don’t believe it myself