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World’s sexiest killing machine who’s fun at parties

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

So this is why they call it construction paper

[✨🐉finn🐉✨ @altardoll]

🗣️ i love you construction paper

[priscilla ⚢ @raspbrryfemme]

lesbian betty boop

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

Dunkin used the weeds theme song in a commercial. Lately when something like that happens, it means the show is going to get some sort of reboot. LOTS OF THOUGHTS RN

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

@collard_greens I love her for this and I think I’m going to steal her idea

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

@ihatethiskid Share with the class

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

@ihatethiskid 10,417% of your daily b12

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Greg Abbott dismantled a law that gave construction workers a mandatory WATER break if it was an EXTREME heat warning
He is truly one of the worse people in Texas and the country

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

@g_unitzz It’s for his own good!!

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

@hunterricm Having been there, I agree. The unfortunate aspect of this is that so many people don’t hit that realization until it’s too late, and then a life is lost. Rehab is a great stepping stone for so many even though it isn’t a magical cure for addiction.

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

@g_unitzz Take the deal and then out him once you get big

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

@cheet0_dust It didn’t pass the senate thank God but it should not have even gotten that far

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

@ihatethiskid I just had a friend recommend strange houses to me last night!!

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

it’s important to me that the pope has been to a frat party even if it was a daytime frat party of eight

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

An entire family of squirrels just tried to commit war crimes by running in front of me in the street

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

Next time we do a timeline shift can I move to one where her’s is still alive?

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

@SpaceBoy458 @knuesance Growth is growth

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

Fingers crossed my Uber doesn’t notice I have a baby opossum in the large box I am carrying

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

I didn’t get off work until 4am this morning bro please let me sleep😭

[kat daddy @1800liltrip]

I don’t wanna be like THAT neighbor or anything but I was just awoken by my neighbors blasting their music so loud I can hear it clearly from inside my house and it is not even 8am