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[r @1827651]

Me, going to work for an NGO.

Gran, seeing me off: conquer the world!!

[r @1827651]

words cannot express how articulate I feel

[r @1827651]

too many notes my dear mozart, are too beautiful for our ears

[r @1827651]

it is the business of the wealthy man to give employment to the artisan

[r @1827651]

i hope you said that to hurt me and not because it’s true

[r @1827651]

the inculcation of the incomprehensible to the ignorant by the incompetent

[r @1827651]

the best people don’t marry canadians

[r @1827651]

i have a mind like a siv. goes in one hole and out the other.

[r @1827651]

we are here for no purpose, unless we can invent one. of that i am sure.

[r @1827651]

you can always tell a harvard man, but you can’t tell him much

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches don’t call it “hoeing around” anymore, they call it healing, taking a break, being at peace, focusing on myself, enjoying my youth

[r @1827651]

him: there are no map stores in nyc

me: oh huh. we don’t care

him: *laughs waaaaay too hard*

[r @1827651]

bulldozer personality

[r @1827651]

one shouldnt have a favourite child, but one can have a favourite grandchild

[impossible princess @therapykiss777]

arrested development levels of tying the plots together

[r @1827651]

if you wanted to make less money you could’ve just said so

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

[r @1827651]

i had an invite to a support group for freaks like you, not a regular though

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

going on ozempic, not to lose weight, but because the inevitable class action lawsuit is gonna pay out like crazy

[r @1827651]

you may belay the bride