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[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i wanna fuck my girlfriend

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

Drank 6 beers. Feel amazing. Surely 6 more will double this feeling

[LILSON @Lilson_1]

Social media has convinced so many women that they deserve the best without becoming better.

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

😭😭

[DECEIVE @DECEIVEMW]

Sat in my boxers at 9am on a Saturday morning playing Call of Duty Black Ops like it’s 2010. 32 years of age by the way.

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

😭

[stewie garlic @strwberryvape]

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

[🦉 @offixial_ranky]

Me after FAKE KISSING her belly and I realise it smells fishy down there

[ЯΣПΣ🃏 @187Reneee]

I miss you fancy pants

[myllo💫 (comms open) @Myllo24]

A drawn heart is also a real heart.

[myllo💫 (comms open) @Myllo24]

A drawn heart is also a real heart.

[SÃO-PAULINØ 🇾🇪 @Loki_633]

- "Você é Peter Parker? ou Homem-Aranha?"

- "Eu sou os dois"

Eu no cinema:

[Syntax 2.5 ReMix👑 @Synnabon_2]

Kingdom Hearts gives me a feeling nothing else in the world can give

[Nuclear Caudillo🇺🇸🇩🇴 @CaudilloNuclear]

“Women can have rosters too.”

You don’t have a roster of 4 dudes. You’re on 4 dudes’ roster.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Fuck sex let’s sit down and figure out why you been lying to me from beginning bitch

[Horny for Wealth📍 @Kobbystr_]

So she let everybody smash and she want to start a family with you.🤣😂🤣

[Corrado "Junior" Soprano @unclejunsop]

Crazy we still say "who's on aux" when the aux cord hasn't been a thing since like 2015